Albert Einstein

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Beryl Pfizer

I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.

Eddie Izzard

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

Eddie Izzard

The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.

Frederick L Collins

There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'

Thomas H. Huxley

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.

Thomas Jefferson

I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.